rainbowmods: Rainbow of silk threads with "rainbow mods" as the text (Default)
rainbowmods ([personal profile] rainbowmods) wrote in [community profile] rainbowlists2012-02-06 01:51 pm

Baby Pink




baby pink

Made by [personal profile] bookblather

Theme: Television
  1. Why does she always pick me to be her dead husband?
  2. We're so poor, we live by the dangerous mall.
  3. You're like a hero! And you're cute!
  4. You're not really going to hassle us for pulling a prank on Halloween, are ya?
  5. Of course he knows what he's doing, Burt. It's a computer, not a condom.
  6. I'm allowed to criticize you. I made you.
  7. Rule number one: don't cook shirtless.
  8. All you can do is lay back and go meet Jesus.
  9. I always figured the first time I saw her naked would be with a bunch of strangers and my mom's boss.
  10. I can't believe I'm still alive.
  11. So basically I spent my whole life getting punked?
  12. We are responsible! We're also passionate and spontaneous.
  13. Do you think other families go through this, and they're just too embarrassed to talk about it?
  14. I wish your dad was here for this, but he's busy being a big throbbing tool.
  15. You sound like a Scooby-Doo villain.
  16. I still can't believe you hit that.
  17. Did your baby just bark?
  18. Am I the only one in this house who watches movies?
  19. Fine, if it'll get you to end your big stupid speech, we'll do it.
  20. Well, that's two and a half hours of my life I'll never get back.
  21. Grownups are talking now, hon.
  22. He says it would be awesome, but I think it would be disrespectful and macabre.
  23. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the bathroom and wash my eyes.
  24. People in glass houses should not throw stones... or sleep naked.
  25. Let's call him up and rub the happiness in his face.
  26. It's a back massage, not a mammogram.
  27. It's a vicious cycle, but it's not a vicious cycle I'm willing to break.
  28. Damn, you're good with this blackmail thing. I think we can be friends.
  29. I am not lifting, pulling, tugging or otherwise moving anything else of yours today.
  30. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

from Raising Hope

Plain text version: