Rhubarb Pie

[rainbowmods]

Made by silvercat17

Theme: Music

1. I may as well be hyper as long as I'm still around / 'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back / When I'm six feet underground - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
2. I know you’ll never be as wonderful as me / But at least you can try - Such A Groovy Guy
3. He was kind of a jerk / He was kind of a bore / but the women would scream when he walked in the door - That Boy Could Dance
4. They say that money corrupts you / But I can't really tell / I got the whole world at my feet / And I think it's pretty swell - This Is the Life
5. You're sort of everything I've ever wanted / You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow - Good Enough For Now
6. No more time for last minute shoppin' / It's time to face your final destiny - Christmas At Ground Zero
7. And I can't bust out and I can't break free / And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me / And I can't go home and I can't get loose / And I try to escape but it's just no use - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
8. What a racket they're makin', Jack / They keep me up at night playin' their electric guitars - Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars
9. Press your face right up against the screen / We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen / If you know what I mean, now - UHF
10. Guess I pretty low self image / Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something -- I / I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time - Generic Blues
11. What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk? / You think my story's wearin' kinda thin? - When I Was Your Age
12. Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well / Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life has been a living hell - She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
13. Ever since that day you left me / I've been so miserable, my dear / I feel almost as bad as I did / When you were still here - Since You've Been Gone
14. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y / She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare - My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder
15. But it's sure hard to hold the wheel / While I'm waiting for my nails to dry - Truck Drivin' Song
16. Since then I've been walking on air / I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair / 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care / I've been waiting since last June / For this day to finally arrive / I'm so happy now just to be alive / 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside / Well, I hope they open soon - Hardware Store
17. But deep in your heart / You know the guilt would drive you mad / And the shame would leave a permanent scar - Don't Download This Song
18. And you’re the worst one we’ve come across / Try to assimilate that information / And it just might help you cope with your impending loss - Sports Song
19. I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree / A big swarm of locusts is following me / There's not even anything good on TV / It's just one of those day, it's just one of those days - One of Those Days
20. Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy / But I'm begging you down on my bended knees - Don't Wear Those Shoes

original songs by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Plain text version:
rhubarb pie Made by silvercat17 Theme: Music 1. I may as well be hyper as long as I'm still around / 'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back / When I'm six feet underground - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead 2. I know you’ll never be as wonderful as me / But at least you can try - Such A Groovy Guy 3. He was kind of a jerk / He was kind of a bore / but the women would scream when he walked in the door - That Boy Could Dance 4. They say that money corrupts you / But I can't really tell / I got the whole world at my feet / And I think it's pretty swell - This Is the Life 5. You're sort of everything I've ever wanted / You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow - Good Enough For Now 6. No more time for last minute shoppin' / It's time to face your final destiny - Christmas At Ground Zero 7. And I can't bust out and I can't break free / And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me / And I can't go home and I can't get loose / And I try to escape but it's just no use - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White 8. What a racket they're makin', Jack / They keep me up at night playin' their electric guitars - Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars 9. Press your face right up against the screen / We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen / If you know what I mean, now - UHF 10. Guess I pretty low self image / Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something -- I / I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time - Generic Blues 11. What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk? / You think my story's wearin' kinda thin? - When I Was Your Age 12. Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well / Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life has been a living hell - She Never Told Me She Was a Mime 13. Ever since that day you left me / I've been so miserable, my dear / I feel almost as bad as I did / When you were still here - Since You've Been Gone 14. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y / She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare - My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder 15. But it's sure hard to hold the wheel / While I'm waiting for my nails to dry - Truck Drivin' Song 16. Since then I've been walking on air / I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair / 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care / I've been waiting since last June / For this day to finally arrive / I'm so happy now just to be alive / 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside / Well, I hope they open soon - Hardware Store 17. But deep in your heart / You know the guilt would drive you mad / And the shame would leave a permanent scar - Don't Download This Song 18. And you’re the worst one we’ve come across / Try to assimilate that information / And it just might help you cope with your impending loss - Sports Song 19. I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree / A big swarm of locusts is following me / There's not even anything good on TV / It's just one of those day, it's just one of those days - One of Those Days 20. Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy / But I'm begging you down on my bended knees - Don't Wear Those Shoes original songs by "Weird Al" Yankovic