Olive Drab

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Made by subluxate

Theme: Television
1. “My bear went off!”
2. “I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war, I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: NO GUNS. I’ll carry your books, I’ll carry a torch, I’ll carry a tune, I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even hari-kari if you’ll show me how, but I will not carry a gun!”
3. “I peeked at the end, Frank. The devil did it.”
4. “I’ve eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!”
5. “How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?”
6. “A glass stomach?!”
7. “I’m afraid he’s doing some very important sleeping for the Army right now.”
8. “I love to go swimmin’ with bow-legged women and swim between their legs…”
9. “She kicked me! And then she messed up my files from M to Z and everything. And then she got mad.”
10. “I think I hate this.”
11. “I’m a temporarily mis-assigned civilian.”
12. “Hopalong Ferretface just shot me in the leg!”
13. “What in the name of Beelzebub is going on here?!”
14. “The next person who’s nice to me dies with boots on: mine!”
15. “Listen, when you love somebody, you’re always in trouble.”
16. “Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”
17. “I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage, no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets!”
18. “Whatever it is, even if the answer is yes, it’s no.”
19. “There are certain rules about a war, and rule number one is that young men die. And rule number two is that doctors can’t change rule number one.”
20. “You behave yourself, or I’m gonna come back and kick your butt.”
21. “I’m eating a Jeep.”
22. “May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!”
23. “What kind of a family would only feed the children beans?!”
24. “If anything happens, bury me in the blue chiffon!”
25. “I don’t like being frightened. It scares me.”
26. “Everybody has to die sometime.”
27. “I am not so think as you drunk I am.”
28. “Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don’t know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.”
29. “Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”
30. “Charming place. An infected boil on the buttocks of the world.”

from M*A*S*H