Greendale Green

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Made by bookblather

Theme: Television
1. The few times you've been a little bad are when I liked you the most.
2. It's not a fresh baked pie thing.
3. I'm in Psych 101 and even I don't know what's happening.
4. We've all been there which is why we're all here.
5. Some flies are too awesome for the wall.
6. I always go the extra mile to avoid doing things.
7. Somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
8. Don't make jokes, you're bad at it.
9. When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that make you want to smother them with a pillow.
10. With all due respect, I have zero respect for you.
11. What's that complex called when you're wrong about everything?
12. I'm sorry, you were about to get ridiculous?
13. Let's take the foot off of the crazy pedal for a minute.
14. If I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong.
15. Sorry, I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.
16. Some mysteries solve themselves, don’t they?
17. Aren't you supposed to have an Olympic gold medal in jibber jabber?
18. Profound, but technically meaningless.
19. I'm not having a conversation with someone who emerges from a bush.
20. Love is a gamble always, but waiting won't change the dice. Either you roll them or you lose your turn.
21. Maybe you're one of those rare people with nothing underneath the surface.
22. Real friends help me with things, not vice versa.
23. Are you sure you're not in a cult?
24. This is a warning: I can't be killed.
25. She has more fights about stuff that doesn't matter than a Youtube comment section.
26. I hate to say I told you so, so I'll shout it through cupped hands.
27. It's those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain.
28. Someone's mom gave them way too much praise.
29. More importantly, you've stopped giggling at the word 'seamen' and that's the mark of a real seaman.
30. I haven't said a single word in this entire conversation and I find that outrageous.

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