Fake Blood Red

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Made by bookblather

Theme: Theatre
1. Performance art! I love performance art, it's so pretentious.
2. And get some props!
3. I think that kid could kick your ass.
4. We're always much more talented after you've had a few drinks.
5. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw!... I don't know either.
6. That guy right there was laughing at me!
7. Do not try this at home! Yeah, go over to a friend's house.
8. Oh, my brain!
9. I'm mad! I'm out of my tiny little mind! I'm screwy-louie, I'm... see, this is acting.
10. What part of "shut up" don't you understand?
11. If you're here with a small child, please place your own mask on first, and let the little bugger fend for himself.
12. Oh, night, night, night, night, night! Come, come, come, come, come! ...I didn't write it.
13. Don't give me the evil eye! Now I know why some animals eat their young.
14. Oh, yeah, that was much less totally pathetic.
15. My biological clock is ticking and I want babies now!
16. Your mommy will explain it later, kid.
17. Back up so you don't run into your ego.
18. Get a life, ladies and gentlemen!
19. Here, thou murderous, incestuous... cross-dressing Dane!
20. I got caught up in the moment.

from The Complete Works of William Shakespeare: Abridged

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