Antique Brass

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Made by sarcasticsra

Theme: Television

1. Okay, could you sound a little more creepy?
2. You know you're really not allowed to face death without me.
3. Yeah, my only pleasure left in life: concocting ways to embarrass you.
4. Take the next left and proceed ahead 100 feet and then prepare to be captured.
5. No, hey, hey, you know what? She's pretty scary. If we hadn't found something, she probably would have glared us to death.
6. The Internet has everything.
7. Oh, I'm sorry my burglary skills are a little rusty.
8. I want you to know that you can tell me things.
9. Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing? / Saying what? "Only put on in case of stupid?"
10. John Adams was a farmer. Abraham Lincoln was a small-town lawyer. Plato, Socrates were teachers. Jesus was a carpenter. To equate judgment and wisdom with occupation is at best... insulting.
11. How is that even possible? / You're still asking that question? / I'm still hoping for an answer.
12. Now, focus on something benign. Not me! I haven't been benign since 1956!
13. Oh, you know, texting. It's what the kids do these days instead of going to dinosaur races.
14. I guess we can't even pretend to be normal, huh?
15. Really? That was the plan? Hit the big one?
16. You guys sound excited! Did I solve it?!
17. There is no reality in which I would live in South Dakota.
18. People's lives are far more intertwined than we all realize.
19. Relax. She shocks you all the time; it's your thing.
20. Hey, Big Brother's watching. / Yes, yes, and so can Little Sister.
21. Yes, just what the world needs: a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache.
22. Oh my God, you're gay? Finally! Thank God, someone who will appreciate all this. It's a waste of time working out for these people. Here, I'll take my shirt off for ya.
23. Hey, don't blame me. I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color.
24. Yes, yes, Angela Lansbury, you've solved the mystery!
25. Do you have any enemies? / I'm rich, I'm successful, I'm thin, that usually pisses someone off.
26. Can I talk to you about something? / Will it make me feel old and uncomfortable?
27. I imagine losing a child is the worst pain a person can go through. / No, actually. When I tracked them down, what I did to the men who killed my daughter, that's the worst pain a person can go through.
28. I can do black, I can do white, not so good with grey.
29. From here, I can count eight ways you can escape. Wait, the spatula, make that nine.
30. This is why Jedi turn to the dark side.

from Warehouse 13

Plain text version:
Antique Brass Made by sarcasticsra Theme: Television 1. Okay, could you sound a little more creepy? 2. You know you're really not allowed to face death without me. 3. Yeah, my only pleasure left in life: concocting ways to embarrass you. 4. Take the next left and proceed ahead 100 feet and then prepare to be captured. 5. No, hey, hey, you know what? She's pretty scary. If we hadn't found something, she probably would have glared us to death. 6. The Internet has everything. 7. Oh, I'm sorry my burglary skills are a little rusty. 8. I want you to know that you can tell me things. 9. Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing? / Saying what? "Only put on in case of stupid?" 10. John Adams was a farmer. Abraham Lincoln was a small-town lawyer. Plato, Socrates were teachers. Jesus was a carpenter. To equate judgment and wisdom with occupation is at best...insulting. 11. How is that even possible? / You're still asking that question? / I'm still hoping for an answer. 12. Now, focus on something benign. Not me! I haven't been benign since 1956! 13. Oh, you know, texting. It's what the kids do these days instead of going to dinosaur races. 14. I guess we can't even pretend to be normal, huh? 15. Really? That was the plan? Hit the big one? 16. You guys sound excited! Did I solve it?! 17. There is no reality in which I would live in South Dakota. 18. People's lives are far more intertwined than we all realize. 19. Relax. She shocks you all the time; it's your thing. 20. Hey, Big Brother's watching. / Yes, yes, and so can Little Sister. 21. Yes, just what the world needs: a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache. 22. Oh my God, you're gay? Finally! Thank God, someone who will appreciate all this. It's a waste of time working out for these people. Here, I'll take my shirt off for ya. 23. Hey, don't blame me. I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color. 24. Yes, yes, Angela Lansbury, you've solved the mystery! 25. Do you have any enemies? / I'm rich, I'm successful, I'm thin, that usually pisses someone off. 26. Can I talk to you about something? / Will it make me feel old and uncomfortable? 27. I imagine losing a child is the worst pain a person can go through. / No, actually. When I tracked them down, what I did to the men who killed my daughter, that's the worst pain a person can go through. 28. I can do black, I can do white, not so good with grey. 29. From here, I can count eight ways you can escape. Wait, the spatula, make that nine. 30. This is why Jedi turn to the dark side. From Warehouse 13 tags: category: metallic, color: antique brass, hue: brown, number of prompts: thirty, theme: television https://rainbowlists.dreamwidth.org/61710.html

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