Stars and Stripes

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Made by finch

Theme: Quotations
1. “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”
2. “If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.”
3. “There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.”
4. “If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!”
5. “Equations are the devil's sentences.”
6. “Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.”
7. “Baby carrots are making me gay.”
8. “I teach Sunday school, motherfucker.”
9. “The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear”
10. “Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?"
11. “I can't prove it, but I can say it.”
12. “The more you know, the sadder you get.”
13. “Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.”
14. “I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.”
15. “Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.”
16. “I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.”
17. “Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!”
18. “The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
19. “Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.”
20. “God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.”
21. “Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.”
22. “In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.”
23. “Dreams can change, if we all stuck with our first dreams there would be a lot of cowboys and princesses running around.”
24. “Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.”
25. “I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.”

by Stephen Colbert

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